Does size really matter?

I sat with a group of couples and all of a sudden topic of SEX came up. Normally that topic we have it when we are with our friends cos at times very intimate details are shared.

Obviously we all took part, in fact we were keen to share.

Yep the size issue became the focus.

I just wanna know does size really matter or is the skill the deal breaker?

The fairer sex some said it does matter whereas the other half focused on the skill.

One often sees the pamphlet re: helping you to increase your manhood or something similar.

The issue of size becomes a heated debate between couples such that some end up splitting.

As we were discussing a story came to mind…….

This guy was so distressed with the fact that he can’t satisfied his women issue being him very small in that department. He was so stressed that he couldn’t focus on anything except that he wants to satisfy his women. He opened up to fraudsters.

All of sudden people became responsible in ensuring that he satisfied his ladies. They ensured that he parts with his hard earned cash. They came in droves to make money. Indeed he became the laughing stock of the town. They gave him all sorts of remedies…. I remember where they brought in suet with mixed charcoal. He had to rub it on his anatomy for   the next 3 days without washing, twice a day. I wondered how his undies looked like after that and the smell, must have a been a real pong hey. Then they gave him Vaseline mixed with something like an aloe and they told him to wait for a few weeks as he pulls it every time he answered he’ll see the difference. In fact he will also feel it. I wonder if he ever did get what he wanted as he relocated.

Then the ladies as well have their own issues re: size of their anatomy to an extend that they fall prey to home made vaginoplastos. Apparently if one searches very well there is a dried fruit called ” lengangajane”. They rave about it. There is also some ointment that they also get from herbalists. They say one swipe of the ointment your partner will never get enough of you. They say he will go crazy. Don’t know how true it is but one will have to do some more research.

Hope all this suffering is all but having a wonderful and memorable procreation.

What I find funny is this young boys have bigger anatomies than their fathers. Is it what these boys eat as kids that makes them like this? Is it a myth?


Condom- a deal breaker or not

As one grows up we involve ourselves in a monotonous relationship hoping and praying the other partner is faithful or at least is using a condom wherever he is.

When is it the right time to whip out a condom? I don’t know about you but have you ever noticed that sometimes we become attracted to other people even though we are happy in our current relationships. And it’s not because one is a loose woman but opposite attracts right?

And who must carry the condoms? Who is responsible to actually to carry them? It seems if one always carries condoms you are forever expecting to be laid. I wonder how it works out there but one has to carry it for once safety and health well being. Yep you meet people where you find that sexual tension is high however it does not mean you will lay with them in the hay.

We have a new term for escorts-MAVUSO. Yep the escorts they are now called mavuso. I just want to know how it works cos in the mavuso case there is responsible pimp as such. It’s an arrangement between two consenting adults who are not however involved any way but for the day or night will pretend to be a item and later hook up. In this case does one negotiate condoms usage or is the prices set as per need demands?

Then there is Mazola or five 2. It’s a quickie nicely put. Here two strangers can meet and hook up in the car, loo, anywhere for that matter just to relieve. Here I don’t think condom is out of question ne? They do their thing and come back and sit down among  fellow human beings. They continue whatever they were busy doing or what they came for. Again can one negotiate condom? Is there a form of payment?

Then comes the village bicycle everybody whether experienced or not they ride. Ride on brother. Again my question arises- condom is it negotiated? Yes I do understand that here the village bicycle does have a choice but I don’t think it is always like.

In all of this circumstances there is consequences that can affect one for their entire life time. There is danger out there. Be it infections or god’s gift-children. How are you going to know who is the father of your off-spring? Don’t you think its much better to abstain, yeah I understand the need to curb poverty but if one is going to be marginalized then that’s another issue.

In some countries one can trade as a prostitute so long as they are not a group however he or she flies solo but there is danger attached to that. You might hook up with a psycho or a carrier of whatever diseases out there and expose yourself to it.

Fine here’s somebody who have been lusting after for a while now and the opportunity presents itself to you do you think about condom or the moment’s pleasure? Lets say its in an office situation are going to walk that office with somebody’s fluids dripping? Fine wipes are there but shoo what about the 3rd party involved? What if they are sick?

The 3 little words (SEX) can be deadly for real. Sure you will enjoy but you don’t know what future it might present- herpes which might even sterilize or baby or even ebola virus. No matter how phallus the situation can be one still needs to be extra careful. Vultures are forever circling around us waiting for that fatal moment in our life.

What I believe is what does not kill you makes you strong but it does not mean that we need to test it for real.  Hahaha.

Can I ever say I’ll abstain until I meet my soul-mate, nay I think I have passed my sell-by date. The use of a condom came with its own advantages and disadvantages hey. Some became very promiscuous because they were using condoms, for others it became way of life-survival and salvation. Nothing is quite upsetting for a grown woman to pop out babies without fathers. How are going to support those kids morally.